Wendell and I are just young Bob and Linda Belcher tbh.

vanillish:

*does the nicki Minaj anaconda pose on McDonald’s counter*

(via itstimeto69)

jackspercy:

sci-universe:

Italy’s Mount Etna volcano erupting perfect smoke rings.
Blaze it.

(via ibeacumberbabe)

erident:

people who think they’re cool by being wildly inappropriate 300% of the time

image

(Source: doqe, via cartoonnetwerk)

miuccias:

natasha poly for jean paul gaultier

miuccias:

natasha poly for jean paul gaultier

(via creepinginmyhead)

(Source: hannah-panda, via fladoodles)

m4d-minute:

why tho

m4d-minute:

why tho

(Source: cuntburger)

supersonicart:

Jakub Rebelka, More Work.

I recently featured Jakub Rebelka and now he’s posted even more work on his Tumblr that I couldn’t resist posting here.  Take a look at more below!

Read More

(via johnzombi)

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via haidybitch)

It’s nice to not have a lot to complain about.

It really just emphasizes the fact that complaining is dumb.

Saw an actual neck beard today. It was chin strap style but completely missing the chin. Just a big U of pubey beard. Gross.