Anonymous asked: Write ten facts about yourself and send this to ten of your favourite followers.

TEN FACTS RAPID FIRE.

I cried during the Red Wedding. Most of my shirts are black. I try my damnedest to get to the front of every show I go to. I flip flop from loving to despising myself. I got a bong yesterday with my sister. I collect evil eyes. I’ve gotten in a debate over which country gyros came from. I got my mom to like Die Antwoord. When I worked at Tj Maxx, I convinced a 70 year old woman to buy three pairs of skinny jeans. I never wear pants in the house.

Yo-Landi fuckin’ Vi$$er. Can I ever be as flawless as you? @prawn_star #wcw #zef #dieantwoord

Yo-Landi fuckin’ Vi$$er. Can I ever be as flawless as you? @prawn_star #wcw #zef #dieantwoord

ebuddies:

it rly sucks when u hate a person everyone likes or like a person everyone hates

(via earl-of-hamzee)

(Source: oldfamiliarway, via juicepunk)

bleakparadise:

rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible baby’s name

KHALYEEZY IM DYING

(via the-percolator)

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

(Source: be--dreamer, via being-in-luv)

livingindecayingcities:

mitigatedwrath:

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

Now we know why she is so happy

The dressing is his cum.

(Source: fweecarter)

relatablefangirl:

poking-roger-waters-penis:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

image

You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

(Source: stairway-to-mercury, via dapperbasketcase)

celestial-awkwardness:

citilights:

celestial-awkwardness:

Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”

MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING

Swiggity sweeling she must know the feeling

(via icantwalknoline)

spoookyscary:


After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

(via luapaulooza)