Wendell’s tattoo.
“So it goes***”
He’s my favorite Kurt Vonnegut fan.
(Done at Tattoos by Oso)
| 1: | i'd fuck u hard over a table |
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(via miss-munster)
WANT ;^;
(via theplanethell)
(Source: depression-and-movies, via musicaldna21)
I see lots of people posting stuff from the pokemon fusion app but how about a pokemon game that lets you fuze pokemon from 5 generations and actually train and battle them?
http://pokemonfusion.wikia.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Fusion_Generation_Wiki
Play thissss!!
ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS EXISTS?!
?!?!? HOW
(via diabeetus01)
| White person to a person of Asian descent: | You're Asian. |
|---|---|
| White person to a person of African descent: | You're Black. |
| POC to a person of Caucasian/European descent: | You're white |
| White person: | UMMM NO BITCH I am 1/2 english 1/4 irish 1/8 Italian 1/16 croatian 1/32 japanese 1/32 native american get your facts right!!! |
Best way to capture a male specimens soul.
(Source: periodandbonerstories, via orangezest100)
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
(via startthesirens)